i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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