Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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