You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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