You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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