Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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