Where is the hickey?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I need to calm my uterus...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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