I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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