Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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