Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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