I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
