Don't you send me to vm
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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