Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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