the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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