so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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