I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
