I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's never too late to be topless.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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