we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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