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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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