We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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