I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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