I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Come on in and take your pants off
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