I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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