My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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