Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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