i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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