You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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