Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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