No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
whose ass print is on the piano?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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