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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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