I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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