You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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