do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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