no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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