And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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