Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
