WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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