New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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