is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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