6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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