i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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