so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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