I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Four minutes until I can fart!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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