He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
