plz talk dirty to me
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
When did angry sex become our thing?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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