I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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