I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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