Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You were trust falling into bushes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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