Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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