I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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