I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we're making bets on your personal life
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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